A wannabee JEDI was armed with two light sabres – one in each hand – as he swung at shoppers – in a Toys R’ Us store! The unprovoked attack was rumoured to have caused much distress to the toy shoppers .
The would-be Jedi then attacked police officers as he continued his assault outside the toy shop. It was rumoured that the lightsabre even broke in-store and there was liquid everywhere… .. they are going to need a seriously good microfibre cloth for that!
Fortunately, the man has now been identified….
… just kidding, it was just a normal bloke off the street, but hey I thought it was funny!
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