I read this morning, that the Kiwis are currently panicking, because the county’s supplies of marmite are on the low side!
Someone has even put a jar up on ebay for £2,000! Surely, no one is going to buy that?!!!
Fear not though, you lovely kiwis! If you need a marmite fix, here are a few suggestions to make the most of that marmite-y taste!
1. Quite simply, eat it all … .. or steal it off a young child. I heard they were hoarding it all – check it out!
2. clean you teeth… … or maybe not! A step too far?
3. If you can’t taste it, read all about it. alternative, set up your own web design agency. Kent (where I come from) could do with a great marmite website!
4. Find a replacement product. Just don’t kiss anyone who hates the stuff!
5. Set your own marmite world record (like this bloke) what a nutter…
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