Man guilty of light sabre attack on Toys R Us shoppers

A wannabee  JEDI  was armed with two light sabres – one in each hand – as he swung at shoppers – in a Toys R’ Us store! The unprovoked attack was rumoured to have caused much distress to the toy shoppers .

The would-be Jedi then attacked police officers as he continued his assault outside the toy shop. It was rumoured that the lightsabre even broke in-store and there was liquid everywhere… .. they are going to need a seriously good microfibre cloth for that!

Fortunately, the man has now been identified….

… just kidding, it was just a normal bloke off the street, but hey I thought it was funny!

 

Dogs in weird outfits

Ok, so everyone has seen dogs dressed up in crazy human type outfits. Weird isn’t it? Well I believe I have found some stuff that can top it. Take a look at some of the weird things people dress their dogs up as…

dinosaur dog

How cool would it be if there was an actual animal that looked like this?

crocodile dog

This dog looks sad in his fancy dress, it’s probably ’cause no one has noticed!

Mcdonalds dogs

Dogs dressed as humans (or doughnuts…)

Balancing stuff on your teeth!

After yesterday’s pancake sugar -fest, it seems this bloke has been staying away from all things sugary, so he can keep his teeth REALLY STRONG.

He balanced a staggering, 23 wooden benches on just his teeth!

here is the pic to prove it – just one word, wow.

This guy needs to get a web design agency to make him a website so I can get tips on how to do this ….

A day of pancakes….

So… this is me today,

I love pancakes

Whether it is nutella, lemon and sugar, jam or syrup covered, pancakes are my favourite food. As a homage to the great pancake, I’ve found some ugly, gross looking ones that I definitely won’t be cooking up in my new posh Shaker Kitchen.

Check them out….

I really don’t want to eat Justin Bieber’s Face (in sharp contrast to many teen girls…)

Sausage in a pancake?Squished together in a roll on a stick… … yum yum! NOT!!!

A purple squirrel

This lovely little squirrel was found in New Jersey by a couple who then let it go free. Experts are unsure about what makes itpurple or if it’s just been dyed, but all the same it’s pretty cool!

The Purple Squirrel even has its own Facebook page with more than 3,800 fans.

and drum roll please… … here it is!

 

Don’t you think it looks a bit like a quality street sweet?

 

Bull testicle pie? No thanks!

It seems innocent enough on the outside doesn’t it? Plus, apparently it’s supposed to be a great aphrodisiac.

I think the makers of the bull testicle pie are having a little joke with us.

The pie, which also contains ginseng and Mama Juana liquor, is being sold by Ocado.com from Saturday, although the online retailer has already warned of ‘very limited availability’. Really? Why why why?